Why Is This Damn Trailer For The Dora The Explorer Movie So Good?

No seriously! I can’t even stand the stupid show, so why is this Dora the Explorer movie trailer so damn good? Lol And how did they get all my favorite latinos into one movie? Goodness! My only issue with this trailer is the casting for Diego.

I really wouldn’t have pictured him as the person below, from watching the show. Oh and the monkey looks a TAD bit weird to me, but eh …

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If that’s the only thing I can complain about, then I guess they did a good job right? Lol

Who knew Dora would grow up and stop being so damn lost all the time! Lol Look at her finally stepping outta the jungle and trying to get her edumacation on! You go girl! Lol

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But can we talk about the irony of this movie for a quick sec?

Okay, so in the show … little ass Dora and her damn little monkey, went exploring ALL the time right? Like over the river and through the woods, kind of exploring! By themselves! (And a map, if that shit counts. Lol)

Now all of a freaking sudden, Dora is old enough to go to high school, but she ain’t old enough to go on this exploring mission WITH her parents? Are you freaking kidding me? Lol

So NOW they want her little ass to stay home? Where was that energy when she was like 5 walking around with a monkey like the female Tarzan and shit? Lawd! Lol

Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures

About Dora and The Lost City of Gold

Having spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, nothing could prepare Dora (Isabela Moner) for her most dangerous adventure ever – High School.

Always the explorer, Dora quickly finds herself leading Boots (her best friend, a monkey), Diego (Jeffrey Wahlberg), a mysterious jungle inhabitant (Eugenio Derbez), and a rag tag group of teens on a live-action adventure to save her parents (Eva Longoria and Michael Peña) and to solve the impossible mystery behind a lost city of gold.

Wait did they just say “rag tag group of teens”? Oh lawd! Lol Why did she bring these damn kids if they a mess? Lol

Y’all excited to see this Dora the Explorer movie or am I the only one that wants to know how this plays out? Lol

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