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21 Of The Best Quotes From Season 2 Of The Umbrella Academy On Netflix

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The Umbrella Academy Robert Sheehan As Klaus Hargreeves In Episode 203 Of The Umbrella Academy Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2020

While watching The Umbrella Academy Season 2 on Netflix, I couldn’t help but notice these quotes.

They either made me laugh out loud or scream “oh shit” (in my head since of course my kid is here and I can’t scream that out loud).

So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Here are 21 Of The Best Quotes From The Umbrella Academy S2

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“They’re gone, like a fart in the wind.”

 

“Who the hell are those guys?”

“Same thing I’m wondering.”

 

“Any closer and I’ll melt your brain.”

 

“Why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker.”

 

“This is why you don’t have any friends!”

 

“Being smart doesn’t make you interesting.”

“Neither does your beard.”

 

“If you keep undressing me with your eyes I’m gonna catch a cold.”

 

“Men have sides. Women have secrets.”

 

“Which way?”

“Right.”

Why right?”

“Why not?”

 

 

“Who’s Diego?”

“Imagine Batman then aim lower.”

 

“You are a very open book for dumb children.”

 

“Family BBQs are about to get really weird.”

 

“Can’t you read girl?”

“7 languages!”

 

 

“Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted.”

 

“Talking makes things real and real things end.”

 

“Face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.” 

 

“Hi, my name is Klaus and I’m an alcoho… sorry that’s the wrong meeting.” 

 

“Unharm my wiener!”

 

“Sweetheart your vagina needs glasses, he’s not worth it.”

 

“If you don’t make it back there’s one thing I have to tell you.”

“Klaus I don’t have time for this right now”

“Please!”

“What!?”

“You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair.”

 

“Darling blood is thicker than water but you can drown in either my love.”

 

Are any of these quotes above your favorite? Did I miss a good one that you loved?

If so, leave your favorite quotes in the comments below!

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Written by Shaye Wyllie

Shaye is an Entertainment Writer from Brooklyn, NY and a big fan of anything and everything superpowers related (especially if kids/teens are involved), cooking + baking shows (like MasterChef Junior and Cupcake Wars), teen dramas, sitcoms, comedies, and legal dramas. When she's not binging the latest series on Netflix or writing, you can find her spilling her thoughts on the Brown Side of Disney Chat or creating YouTube videos with her daughter for their new family site, Popcorn and Tater Tots.

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