Listen! Last night I watched The Mandalorian Season 2 episode 2, and watched The Mandalorian talk to Baby Yoda for the entire damn episode and I’m exhausted!
Like he’s my friggin’ kid!
Why he don’t f*cking listen? Every god damn time we see him he causing some kinda mischief! LISTEN GOD DAMN IT! He said no, don’t do it, DON’T DO IT! You got all of us screaming at the god damn screen and shit tryna help The Mandalorian out while his back is turned like we babysitting and shit. “No don’t do that. Put that back. Please don’t touch that.”
And then we have The Mandalorian and his soft ass who can kill hundreds of men, and stare death in its face, but can’t tell a damn baby to sit his ass down somewhere? Jeezus! This is why Baby Yoda needs a damn step mom! A BLACK one!
Cause ain’t no Black mama finna watch him walk around touching shit that don’t belong to him and be whispering “no don’t”.
Soon as she see him move it’s “now I TOLD you not to go near that nice lady’s things once already, please don’t make me have to tell you again”. Okay?! Shit!
Baby Yoda got me f*cked up! Like we won’t jump through this screen and whoop his little ass collectively? DIDN’T *beat* I *beat* TELL *beat* YOU *beat* NOT *beat* TO *beat* TOUCH *beat* IT!
But in all seriousness, I’m glad we’re getting some more Baby Yoda action this season! I mean, for most of season 1 baby Yoda just sat in his little Star Wars flying stroller and kept to himself. Now in true toddler fashion he’s up walking around and touching all the god damn things! He also ain’t listening to NO ONE so he must be going through his terrible twos phase!
Like damn son! This woman and her husband dying to keep their species alive and this god damn child just walking around like “welp that was good, I think I’ll have another”. Did you not just hear yo daddy say cut it out?
Gosh men are weak!
The Mandalorian needs a girlfriend ASAP or this baby gon get both of they asses in trouble real soon. Cause if I was homegirl I woulda lit they ass up when I saw some missing! She took that L way too smoothly!
But honestly he IS just a baby, so FINE, whatever, kids are gonna be kids. *rolls eyes* But not my god damn kid out here acting a damn fool touching shit they ain’t supposed too embarrassing me in front of company!
No! No! No! IKYFL!
And I’m NOT saying men don’t make great single dads! There are single dads out there killing the game! (And if that’s you please reach out cause this single mama is looking to go on a date with someone with some common sense and a way with kids.) However, THIS single dad in particular is currently struggling and needs some god damn help!
Who in charge of this script? Can we get a Black mama to the set please?! Thank you!
Aight let me stop clowning and take my ass to bed! It’s like 2 in the morning!
However, do you agree? Like come on now, tell me The Mandalorian’s life wouldn’t be a TAD bit easier right now if he had a Black woman by his side?! (Then again, ain’t every one’s life easier when they have a Black woman on their side?)
Also please don’t get it twisted I’m not saying this show should just throw a Black woman into the script JUST so she can be some white man’s babysitter! Whoever this amazing Black woman is would have to be just as badass as The Mandalorian and play an equal role.
Unless of course she wants no part of the shenanigans and just wants to sit in the hanger all day taking care of the kid. Then in that case who am I to tell her no?
Have you seen episode 2 aka chapter 10 of season 2 of The Mandalorian yet?
P.s – If you don’t get the humor in this post it’s okay to sit this one out. Or you can leave a comment and tell me what you don’t get so we can discuss this topic further.