Thanks to Disney+, I got to watch episode 1 of The Book of Boba Fett, so of course I’m gonna share my initial thoughts via this live recap.
“The Book of Boba Fett” is a thrilling Star Wars adventure teased in a surprise end-credit sequence following the Season 2 finale of “The Mandalorian,” finds legendary bounty hunter Boba Fett and mercenary Fennec Shand navigating the galaxy’s underworld when they return to the sands of Tatooine to stake their claim on the territory once ruled by Jabba the Hutt and his crime syndicate.
And so far, I still need some convincing.
But here are …
36 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Book Of Boba Fett Episode 1
Spoiler Alert – If you haven’t seen episode 1 of The Book of Boba Fett yet, this recap will spoil things a bit. I omitted names so you don’t know who is who. But if you loathe all kinds of spoilers, bookmark this joint and wait until you’ve seen the episode.
- Listen y’all I don’t know nothing about Mr. Boba Fett, but this better be as good as The Mandalorian!
- What the hell is he inside of??? Not me thinking about the sand worms from Dune.
- Ugh these things! They forever stealing ish.
- Poor Boba.
- Wait they couldn’t put this dying man on the back of they animal ride thingy? Just gon drag him the whole way in the hot ass sun?
- Bro I woulda been laid down so they could drag my ass! F*ck we walking for sir? Its pain either way, lay down and “enjoy” the ride. I lowkey expected him to glide on his feet though … like he on water and shit.
- We really wanted more Mandalorian, and instead they gave us this?
- What they beating him for?
- I almost said is that a dragon? F*ck is that bro!
- He ain’t scared of this shit? Guess not f*ck.
- Wait, why’d he let him go?
- Where this man get all that strength from all of a sudden? He ain’t eat, drink, nada. TF.
- God damn … I’m tired of this man getting his ass beat! It’s too early in this episode, in this season, for this shit.
- That water tank look mad comfortable right now! Whew chile.
- How come he can take his helmet off? Someone remind me of the rules here again. Gah!
- Their head pieces are so dope tho!! I wanna see one up close. They make these costumes so well.
- This nigga annoying! I can’t.
- Noooo! Not you ain’t asking him to pay you, when you supposed to pay the man! I just, I can’t with him. How’s he still alive?
- I kinda like this idea tho sis.
- Not intrigued yet, but I like being back in this world.
- These long head horns remind me of the fifth element so much. I know it can’t just be me.
- Not them cleaning helmets and giving him money. Ain’t he supposed to pay y’all. Man ain’t been in power for a week straight and y’all already tryna bribe him huh?
- Omg not them stealing again! Goodness!
- WTF is happening right now!!
- Oh yay, some back up, thanks.
- Look at his new workers proving themselves useful.
- They just be climbing up people walls and shit? I couldn’t live here. This ain’t safe!
- Parkour my ass!
- He ain’t say bring ‘em all alive. Do you sis, do you.
- Ohhhh that was a kid who let him go? He’s so tiny!
- So wait he went from being held captive to in charge of a whole village? I see you my guy! Started from the bottom now we HERE!
- Not this child tryna be an asshole! I mean, he’s succeeding, but yah.
- Ahhhh I see, he saved his life.
- Again where this man getting all this energy from? Can’t be them 5 sips of water!
- Wait did this child go back and say he slayed the giant? And they just gon’ believe him huh? Childish.
- At least the guy in charge knows whats up! Finally gave him some damn water! Shit, he shoulda gave him something to eat too, tf.
But in all seriousness, this was cool. It’s nothing like The Mandalorian yet … but I have faith in my guy Boba Fett. So let’s just see where this goes.
I’m not gonna lie though, I love the art in the end credits!
But that’s it for this week!
