What Went Through My Head While Watching Queen And Slim (By My God Damn Self)

by Shaye Wyllie
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As an entertainment writer with a horrible memory, I have to take notes during the movie, or I’ll forget everything I wanted to say. So yes, if I’m watching a movie for review purposes you can find me writing notes in the dark while laughing out loud (or rolling my eyes). These are those initial notes below. Hopefully you’ll have fun reading through these notes. A full review will be posted shortly, so stay tuned!

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Is The Queen & Slim Movie Any Good, My Initial Reaction Notes …

Dudes still spell check they texts? Can I get one ah those?

Their banter is cute!

Wait, this all happened because he swerved and failed to turn his blinkers on??

He said “no sir” to everything and he STILL got a damn problem! He complied to EVERYTHING!

God damn, the nigguh likes shoes! We can’t have shoes now?

All because he said hurry up???

**omitted to avoid spoilers** (First of all … why TF would he even say that shit? Lol Ugh!)

He from NYC??? He said “you good”? LOL

No matter WHAT job you have as a black person you can’t win!

“A phone ain’t nothing but a tracking device.” – Well said! Lol

I like the opening credits and how there’s dialogue but no video!

She wants to run, but either way they don’t have a life!

TECHNICALLY HE shot him so she COULD turn on him and say he did it alone right? Lol

They didn’t think to say they had a bad date and she fell or something? Lol

They gon’ steal this car huh??

Yup … knew it! Oh wait … that didn’t happen the way I thought it would.

They hungry? They JUST ate, TF?!

Awwww that little boy is cute! Lol

This is funny … even though they’re on the run.

“Why do black people always feel the need to be excellent? Why can’t we just be ourselves?” I felt that!

The way he talking to his son … I woulda left his dumbass there! Lol

Boy said, “I can go get y’all food but you can’t take my dad to the hospital!” LOL

This man dumb AF got me laughing!

Yessss to the song placement! Great timing! I started dancing. Lol

“It should be a sin to call a woman crazy.”

When you’re not on the edge of your seat, you’re laughing!

Can they use him in court? Talking bout “you don’t look like a killer”. Lol

I woulda shot him JUST for messing with me. TF!

I hate this song but I’m glad it’s “on screen”? Lol

This nigguh eating like he ain’t eat in DAYS! Lol Meanwhile them mofos JUST ate a few hours ago! Come on now! Lol

Awwwww … he cute with a nice cut! (I’m a sucker for a dude with a fresh hair cut I swear. Lol)

“I’m just used to saying I’m okay, even when I’m not.” MY LIFE!

Black women just KNOW how to comfort men whey they need it huh?

Yo I LOVE the way her uncle acts! Lol (As in the actual acting from this actor.)

Ayeeeee … tipping on four fours! Lol

They tryna go on a fcking second date NOW? I can’t! Lol

A girl after my own heart … he said “I’ll buy you a drink” and THAT’S when she went! LOL

LORD … why this grandma giving grandpa a lap dance.

“I want him to love me so deeply I’m not afraid to show him how ugly I can be.”

I need them to stop with the music … got me dancing. Lol

Skinny Luther or Fat Luther? Lol

*some shit I wrote that don’t even make sense cause I can’t read my handwriting lol*

He wanted a damn discount cause he recognized him! Black people I tell you! LOL

YOOO THAT’S CRAZY! He gave them ____ as insurance??? (removed to avoid spoiler)

OMG this the kid from the Netflix series “Everything Sucks”!! (Which was good by the way!)

OH SHIT!!!

Why does he have so many ___ in his house?? (removed to avoid spoiler)

Why the hell she keep getting hurt? Damn! Lol

Why didn’t they just STAY inside the house? UGH!

I knew he would do that!!!  AND he played dumb. Lol I love us!

This is SOOO good! Such good storytelling and writing! Intense and funny.

This teaches how you can still find the good, and be happy, even when things aren’t great.

This casting is SUPERB! I love it! EVERY black folk in this showed out!

I mean … they even now, they can just let him go right?

They didn’t even move!!!

He keep screaming and it’s annoying!

How are you scared of a man with no weapon and it’s a TON of y’all?

Who set them up? How’d they know they were there???

Gayle on the news y’all! LOL

This last scene is emotional!

THIS is how you write a god damn story!

Lena is a fcking BEAST!!!

Click here to read my full review of Queen and Slim.


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