Listen Linda, I don’t know about YOU, but I ain’t taking my kid to see Aladdin on Friday. She may have to stay home and use this Aladdin activity book to drown her sorrows and fight her boredom until I get home. Lol

There’s no way in hell I’m taking her with me the very first time I see this movie!

No way Jose! #sorrynotsorry LOL

Like seriously! I’m not getting up to go to the bathroom! It’s that simple.

Mena Massoud is Aladdin in Disney’s live-action ALADDIN, directed by Guy Ritchie. (Photo Credit: Disney)

She’s pretty much “promised” she won’t have to use the bathroom during the movie, but we ALL know how that’s gonna go! So to save us both the trouble, I’m just not gonna take her. Lol

I don’t care what you think, or what you gotta say!

Her dad said he wanna go to the movies, SO guess who TF is gonna be watching Aladdin on Saturday?

Navid Negahban is the Sultan and Naomi Scott is Jasmine in Disney’s live-action ALADDIN, directed by Guy Ritchie. (Photo Credit: Disney)

Yup, that’s right! Her ass! Lol Cause that’s the movie we’re gonna watch! LOL Which is exactly why I’m going by myself on Friday!

I’m a 90s kid, and I LOVE Aladdin. So I need to see this alone, so I can really appreciate it. Lol

If she needs to go to the bathroom on Saturday, then fine. Cause I done seen the damn thing but I’m not going during my first time, on Friday. Just not. Lol

Y’all thought Avengers: Endgame was real? Nah! THIS is the real deal here baby. Lol

Navid Negahban is the Sultan and Marwan Kenzari is Jafar in Disney’s live-action ALADDIN, directed by Guy Ritchie. (Photo Credit: Disney)

Imagine her wanting to use the bathroom at the most interesting part of the movie! Lol

It happened during Missing Link, and it happened during a few other movies we’ve been too.

She’s not reliable! Lol I can’t risk it. Especially not if she’s gonna wanna go during one of these moments! Lol

Oh and I’m definitely NOT going to an AMC Dine In theater to watch this either. LOL

Wanna know why? Click this link to read my post about why you shouldn’t go see Aladdin at a Dine In theater. Not for the first time at least. Actually, darn. Now I wish we COULD go to a Dine In on Saturday. Lol She’d love the experience and it won’t be my first time watching it, so I probably won’t be THAT annoyed. Lol Too bad we don’t have a car. Lol

Mena Massoud is the charming scoundrel Aladdin in Disney’s ALADDIN, a live-action adaptaton of the studo’s animated classic. (Photo Credit: Disney)

But whatever … if you’re like me, and leaving your kid home while you watch the movie in peace, print this Aladdin activity book out for them and let them color their hearts out until it’s their turn to watch it. Lol There’s some pretty cool stuff in this activity book, so this should hold them for about 5 mins? Lol

At least that’s enough time for you to sneak out. Lol

Printable Aladdin Activity Book (Click to Download)