Need Something Fun To Play This Christmas? Here’s A Noelle Themed Drinking Game

From the very moment I watched Noelle on Disney Plus, last month during The Geekly Retreat in California, I KNEW I wanted to create a Christmas drinking game for it! Lol Yeah, I’m the kind of girl that watches a movie and thinks “we need to watch this again, with drinks”! Y’all see my blog’s name, don’t act like you’re shocked! Lol Tequila is LITERALLY my go to drink when someone says we should do shots. I’ve had grown men look at me like I was crazy because of it! Lol

So this Christmas, when you’re chilling in the house bored as hell, gather ALL yo cousins, bring em down to the basement and throw Noelle on so y’all can play!

Here’s how this Noelle themed Christmas drinking Game works …

Grab some cups!

Plastic preferable cause one ah y’all gon drop these damn people good china while laughing and I will NOT be held responsible for your foolery! DON’T AT ME talking bout look what happened. I told you use plastic! Lol

Hint: Don’t grab no god damn red solo cups if you’re not tryna have folks come downstairs and ask you what y’all doing! Be smart and pick cups you KNOW y’all use anyway. Lol Don’t be cute for the gram, taking pics with ya solo cups in the air, then gotta explain to your Gram what’s in them cups. Lol

Grab your choice of drank!

It’s Christmas, get festive and creative! Maybe someone can make a punch just for the game. Maybe y’all can make two different drinks for the folks that wanna play but don’t wanna be falling up the stairs, yes I said up. Lol

Or maybe y’all are a team of borderline alchys like moi and need “real” liquor, and in that case grab a bottle of 1800, Captain Morgan coconut preferably, or Jack Daniels.

BIG FYI – I say alchy’s aka alcoholics kiddingly, not seriously! If you’re a real alcoholic, this is NOT for you! Them AA meetings is! Don’t at me! Addiction is NOT fun and we can talk about that all day long! I had a WHOLE class on addiction in college. Don’t even get my ass started!

And if you’re NOT a drinker … then some red and green Koolaid will do just fine! It really doesn’t matter what your choice of drink is, just make it fun, and make it safe! It’s supposed to be a game, not your death wish, thanks! (I also feel extremely strongly about people drinking OVER their limits, so don’t make me act up like I’m your mama, please. Lol)

Grab a comfortable seat and turn Noelle on!

Once you have your cups, and drink, all you really need to do next is sit yo narrow behind down somewhere! Lol Sorry, I sound like someone’s mama now, I’ll stop! Lol

However … there’s really nothing else to it … but to do it.

(I am SO lame, how do y’all deal? Lol)

Here’s the rules to follow as you watch Noelle …

Every time THIS happens take a sip from your cup …

• when someone says “Santa” or “Christmas”
• when YOU laugh (yes, a chuckle counts, don’t play with me lol)
• when you hear the word iPad

Every time THIS happens take a big gulp from your cup …

• when someone says a Christmas pun (ex: Oh My Garland)
• when YOU start dancing to the music
• when Noelle does something a normal human would NEVER (ex: eats sunblock)

Every time THIS happens drink whatever is left in your cup …

• when you hear the “black guy” in the choir sing
• when Noelle does something “Santa like” (ex: understands a different language)
• when YOU shed a tear or cry (sad or happy tears, doesn’t matter, drink up lol)

Safety Rule #1: Create a safe word that participants can use to stop playing without judgement.

Any word at all … just make sure everyone is aware of the word and what it means.

The point of the safe word is to allow anyone who’s reached their limit, or no longer wants to play, to opt out without judgement. So if someone says the word, that means they’re done and you’re not allowed to ask questions, complain, or peer pressure them into continuing.

Don’t call em a punk, don’t laugh, just say okay and move TF on! It’s just a game. I spoke to Queen Elsa HERSELF and even she said LET IT GO! Lol

Safety Rule #2: Every time you finish a full cup, you have to drink a full cup of water before you can refill your cup with alcohol.

Ah ah … I don’t wanna hear SHIT about this rule either. Lol Cause you’re lucky I ain’t say 2 cups of water! Lol And I don’t wanna hear shit about how you don’t drink water! Just get TF off my page then! The hell! Lol

What you’re NOT about to do is play a drinking game and then get FCKD up and have a hangover the next day, or worse, black out and end up in the hospital.

It’s a FREAKING GAME!

This ain’t The Hangover movie, we ain’t at a bachelor party, and this ain’t a competition to see who can drink the most without getting alcohol poison!

Stop tryna show off for ya friends and learn that these things are meant to just be fun! (I’m speaking to the people that are probably younger than me reading this, that swear they need to drink and drink like a fish, and pretend they can handle more than they ought to.)

So yeah … drink water!

And if you need to drink water after every sip, shit do that! I’ve NEVER had a serious hangover and I just told you my liquor of choice is Tequila. Lol I also don’t drink past my limit, and I WILL chug some alcohol, and then CHUG some water right after. We don’t play those life threatening reindeer games over here! I don’t like hospitals to begin with, so I’m not giving myself a reason to check into one. Lol

Thanks for coming to my “don’t be stupid, drink some water” Ted Talk! Lol

Now go gather your friends / family and have some fun!

If you haven’t seen Noelle yet, here’s what went through my head as I watched Noelle on Disney Plus for the first time, and here’s my full review of Disney Plus’s Noelle movie.

If you guys play this, let me know how it went! (My family is extremely boring, so I doubt we’ll play, so I’ll be living through you guys! Lol)

Click here to stream Noelle on Disney Plus.

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