What Went Through My Head While Watching The Little Women Movie

As an entertainment writer with a horrible memory, I have to take notes during the movie, or I’ll forget everything I wanted to say. So yes, if I’m watching a movie for review purposes you can find me writing notes in the dark while laughing out loud (or rolling my eyes). These are those initial notes below. Hopefully you’ll have fun reading through these notes. A full review will be posted shortly, so stay tuned!

Is The Little Women Movie Any Good, My Initial Reaction Notes …

Morals don’t sell nowadays.

“He’ll be so pleased with how you look he’ll forget the expense.” OH REALLY? Where I find me one ah those? Lol

Meg look like the youngest mother ever! Lol

“I don’t wanna go, but I wanna hear the music.” MY LIFE! Lol

“I can’t get over my disappointment of being a girl!” LOL ME EITHER! It sucks here!

Jo is ME wanting to dance. Lol

Her fingers cramp like mine do. Lol

“It’s so dreadful being poor.” Tell me about it sis! Ugh!

It’s always the poor giving to the poor huh?

What’s the purpose of this movie???

My nigga WHO WANTED A GREENHOUSE? LOL

I love that I know all these classical songs.

I don’t feel bad for Jo at ALL! I also don’t blame Amy! Don’t taunt her! Shit!

This is making me mad!

“Girls have to go into the world and make up their own minds.”

I can truly say this is boring AF!

Drinking game idea – drink every time Laurie offends someone! LOL

“Talent isn’t genius!”

I don’t get why this movie was made, or for who. It’s flat lined. No excitement of any kind. The most exciting thing so far was Amy falling into the damn lake. Ugh!

OMG A BLACK PERSON! Wow! They have those in this town?

There’s no damn conflict! There’s no damn climax. WTF is this??? This feels like it goes on forever and ever!

Currently falling asleep … I need food.

Even her death is boring!

The scoring is great!

Confused by the timeline of what’s a flashback and what’s present.

This shit making me mad. Everyone loves each other but NO one speaks on it? *rolls eyes*

… and then I stopped taking notes because I was bored and didn’t wanna record more.

Click here to read my full review of Little Women.

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