15 Of The Best (And Funniest) Movie Quotes From Jingle Jangle

Movie Quotes From Jingle Jangle
Keegan-Michael Key as Gustafson in Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey | Gareth Gatrell/NETFLIX

While watching Netflix’s new Black Christmas movie, Jingle Jangle, a few days ago (thanks to Netflix) I couldn’t help but notice these quotes.

They seriously made me laugh out loud or say ‘yassssss’.

So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Here are 15 Of The Best Quotes From Netflix’s New Christmas Movie, Jingle Jangle

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“When the bull sees me he slays himself.”



“That would be stealing!”

“Borrowing indefinitely.”


“The cuckoo inside just doesn’t cuckoo.”


“I suppose if times are hard enough one would sell just about anything”


“I have one egg. We could split it.”


“Is it alright if I call you grandpa Jeronicus?”

“Could you not?”


“Do I need to slap you again?! Cause I’m happy to do it.”


“If the professor couldn’t get it to work what makes you think you can?”

“Because there’s nothing that says I can’t.”


“I told her not to touch anything but she’s not really a good listener.”



“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“If I say no will you stop thinking it?”


“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.”


“You are proof there are fools fools fools fools fools fools!”


“Kids in the factory! Stop them at once! Kick their shins! Pull their hair!”


“Well done Edison, quite the inventor.”


“Well if hugs are going for free. I wouldn’t say no.”


Jingle Jangle is truly an amazing family film and it premieres on Netflix on November 13th! If you’d like to check out my full review of the film, click here.

Did any of these quotes above make you laugh? Have you seen the new film yet? Which quote is your favorite?

Other Jingle Jangle Posts You May Like:

Jingle Jangle Is The Positive Black Christmas Netflix Movie We Needed

34 Thoughts I Had While Watching Jingle Jangle, Netflix’s New (And Very Black) Christmas Movie


Written by Shaye Wyllie

Shaye is an Entertainment Writer from Brooklyn, NY and a big fan of anything and everything superpowers related (especially if kids/teens are involved), cooking + baking shows (like MasterChef Junior and Cupcake Wars), teen dramas, sitcoms, comedies, and legal dramas. When she's not binging the latest series on Netflix or writing, you can find her spilling her thoughts on the Brown Side of Disney Chat or creating YouTube videos with her daughter for their new family site, Popcorn and Tater Tots.



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