I Finally Saw Avengers Endgame And Yeah … No! Not Even Gonna Try To Watch It Again

by Shaye Wyllie
Avengers Endgame

I still can’t believe y’all suckered me into watching this Avengers Endgame shit! Not that I even saw HALF the freaking movie, since I was in and out of sleep, but still!

I paid money to see it! (Forget the fact that the tickets were super cheap, and I’m still shocked at how much cheaper movie tickets are in New Jersey than they are in New York!)

And that brings me yet to ANOTHER point… we went ALL the way to Jersey to watch this shit! Ugh!

Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: ENDGAME..Hawkeye/Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner)..Photo: Film Frame..©Marvel Studios 2019

So let me rewind for a second and say this … after watching Avengers: Infinity War I was HYPE!

That thang was SO good I was READY for Endgame! (But how many other Marvel movies have I seen aside from Captain Marvel? Ehhh … not that many. Lol)

So to say I’m a FAN of Marvel movies, is to say I’ve seen em all and I haven’t! So while I love a few of their movies, clearly some of them are a hit and miss for me … like this one!

Boom! So my co worker mentioned the other day that she hadn’t seen Avengers Endgame yet and I was like OMG cool, me neither let’s go! So on Friday we actually went!

She drove ALL the way to Jersey because our other co worker currently resides there at the moment, and we wanted to make sure she’d be close to home since she lives in Timbuktu. Lol

The ride was cool, and being in Jersey was great for a change. (Especially once I found out that movie tickets to see Avengers Endgame were only $12 a pop! Compared to Lord knows what here in NYC. Lol)

Anywho, we ended up having to wait like 3 hours to see the movie at 10:30pm, when seats would be available so we did some Mother’s Day shopping while we waited! (Thank goodness we were at the mall. Which by the way, I hate Jersey for! Lol Every time I go to a theater in Jersey, it’s at a mall! Ugh! Lol)

Whatever, so we FINALLY get to the movie, order our food (which was good by the way, but I got another story for you about this damn AMC Dine In foolishness lol) and then the movie starts.

Great! It’s on! No! Not great! It’s boring TF outta me! Here I was making fun of my co worker for falling asleep during the movie, meanwhile I can barely keep my friggin’ eyes open!

Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: ENDGAME..L to R: Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers (Brie Larson), Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), War Machine/James Rhodey (Don Cheadle), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America/Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) and Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper)..Photo: Film Frame..©Marvel Studios 2019

Maybe it’s just me? Maybe it’s because I haven’t seen EVERY damn movie before Avengers Endgame so I have no clue what’s REALLY going on? Either way, it doesn’t matter! I fell asleep about three damn times!

Where was the really good music to keep me awake and keep me afloat? No where, that’s where! THERE WAS NONE! I can’t remember hearing music at all! (Unless of course it played while I WAS A FREAKING SLEEP!)

I don’t think I’ve ever left a movie so damn disappointed in my life! (I wasn’t even this disappointed when I realized Missing Link didn’t have any original songs!)

Shoot … if you read my Us movie review you know that my friend who I saw it with left the movie hella disappointed because of the ending!

But even THAT disappointment was slim compared to how upset I was at this damn Avengers movie! (And I swear he was about to cry with the way he was so upset. Okay maybe not cry, but he did complain while we were walking WAY after the movie ended. Lol So he was pretty darn upset.)

Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: ENDGAME..L to R: Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers (Brie Larson) and War Machine/James Rhodey (Don Cheadle)..Photo: Film Frame..©Marvel Studios 2019

This right here was the best part of the movie and I already KNEW it was gonna happen because it was in the freaking TRAILER! Ugh!

Why did you guys make me watch this? Three hours along and I couldn’t even stay awake! I don’t even wanna TRY to watch it again! I’m just over it now. Worst part is I kept waking up and forcing myself to stay up thinking it would get better! I shoulda just stayed asleep!

And I’m not saying you’re gonna go to the movies and hate this! (I’m also not saying you shouldn’t go see it, because me and you ain’t the same person.) But let’s just say out of the two co workers I went with, one fell asleep (again, for the second time, lol) and the other stayed awake but also said it wasn’t that great!

So yeah … do what you want, but I ain’t watching this again! Lol I don’t care if it’s being released on Disney+ and I’ll have it at my fingertips! Not me and this ting again yes! Okay good! Lol (Sorry the Caribbean in me comes out when I’m mad. Lol)

I Finally Saw Avengers Endgame And Yeah ... No! Not Even Gonna Try To Watch It Again

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