Thanks to Warner Bros, I got to watch the Godzilla Vs Kong movie a few days early, and I am super excited to share my initial thoughts. I absolutely loved this movie!
Godzilla Vs Kong is all about the fearsome monsters (we all love) aka Godzilla and King Kong, who square off in an epic battle for the ages, while humanity looks to wipe out both of the creatures and take back the planet once and for all.
Here Are 64 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Godzilla Vs Kong Movie
Note: There are spoilers below, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet, bookmark this for later! Don’t come cuss me about the spoilers please. Thanks! Carry on!
1. Oh WTF? He just tore that tree down, like that?
2. The music though!
3. She made him a toy?
4. WTH is happening right now? I thought he was throwing that at a real sun! Lawd.
5. Wait, they’re holding him captive to keep him away from Godzilla?
6. Was that actual sign language orrr?
7. I’m actually intrigued by this right now, I’m pretty sure I’m Team Kong?
8. Five mins in and this feels like it’s gonna be a good movie!
9. Yesssss, Brian Tyree Henry! I love him!
10. I really didn’t thing I’d care about this movie, but I already like it.
11. No he didn’t just bite an apple dude already took a bite from! Now you know a Black person ain’t write this! Ain’t no Black person eating something someone they don’t know touched, let alone already started eating.
12. I love that Brian has a stand out role in this!
13. Them pulling guns on a Black man! Son we gotta stop writing this. It’s triggering AF!
14. Darn I feel like I missed a lot! Now i need to go back and watch the other movies. I need a boyfriend ASAP so I can binge these with someone.
15. Yeah this is good, I like this.
16. Kudos for the white guy going on the dangerous mission instead of putting a Black guy in harms way!
17. Ok what’s with the music every time they show us Kong? Why?
18. I LOVE this little girl.
19. I love how they pull away the sound when she interacts with Kong.
20. I love that she worries about Kong!
21. Oh shit! Kong can speak sign language??
22. I love how they humanize Kong! Yeah I’m definitely Team Kong.
23. The van reminds me of the Ghostbusters van? I wonder if they did that on purpose!
24. It’s always somebody’s kid tryna solve something! Never some kid’s parent! Why?
25. I love that his wife looks like she could actually be his wife!
26. This isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. It’s super cute. I like it all the emotional cues.
27. This little girl is such a good actress!
28. I’m so sad they waited so long to release Kong! Ugh! Like heartbroken!
29. Kong throwing planes with people in ’em like darts and shit! Wild!
30. The way Kong throwing punches though! This shit is unreal!
31. God dang yo Godzilla is relentless!
32. I guess if we needed someone on our side to fight I’m picking Zilla. *rolls eyes*
33. It’s really the fluctuations of the sound’s volume that’s driving these emotions. The pull and tug of it. I love it!
34. This is definitely a theater film!
35. He’s really calling him tap water? I can NOT!
36. This is really a great film!
37. Ughhhh! They gonna make this girl lie to him? It’s gonna break his trust! She should know better!!!
38. This might be one of the best movies I’ve seen so far this year!
39. They said family could be here and it’s just more creatures he gotta kill? I can’t!!! I know he angry!
40. What’s this blue stuff?
41. They made Kong look old AF bruh! Not even gonna lie!
42. No they ain’t just make him say “b*xch what”!
43. Godzilla annoying, causing destruction on purpose! He get on my last nerves!!!
44. He destroyed the f*ck outta that ship! Good! They broke apart his home! Whoop they ass bruh!
45. I’m tired of Godzilla on gawd, I’m tired!
46. Why these mofos fight like they in the WWE and shit!? With signature moves and all! Kong jumping and punching like a beast! Literally and figuratively!
47. This little girl going through it bruh.
48. I love that Kong’s axe can deflect Godzilla’s beams!
49. White folks always want more! More, more, more! *rolls eyes*
50. This was good!!!
51. Why TF Godzilla won’t stoppppppp! (I’m really laughing at the fact that I was really complaining when I wrote this. Like a god damn baby!)
52. They gon’ have a whole screaming match right now? Really? Men!
53. I’m so hurt right now! Did he break his arm? I’m about to cry!
54. I love that twist at the end.
55. Godzilla really don’t know when TF to quit bruh! Just stubborn AF! I’m tired! Sir go TF home!!!
56. Here we go Tap Water! You better be useful!
57. Awwwww she’s crying! I thought I was gonna cry before she did.
58. Still interesting 20 mins before it ends. (Well, probably more like 10 mins, because of the end credits.)
59. Wait did he just push his own arm back into place? TF yo!
60. He took an HTML course? In Summer camp? Sir that ain’t got nothing to do with hacking! *laughs*
61. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t happy seeing Godzilla get his ass whooped! He annoyed me throughout this entire movie, I don’t care!!
62. Lawd! Kong sat down at the end of this fight like he just got home from a long day of work and is glad to be in his house.
63. That was a good ending!
64. I haven’t seen too many movies I loved this year so far, but this one was great!