Since the first two episodes of WandaVision released a few weeks ago, it’s pretty much all everyone (at least everyone who’s a big Marvel fan) has been talking about!
This new Marvel series is a blend of classic television and the Marvel Cinematic Universe in which Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen) and Vision (Paul Bettany), two super-powered beings living idealized suburban lives, begin to suspect that everything is not as it seems.
And while I was watching the WandaVision series on Disney Plus, I couldn’t help but notice these quotes. The quotes below are my absolute favorite quotes from the new Marvel series, Wandavision, so I hope you enjoy these quotes as much as I do.
Here Are The Best Quotes From WandaVision On Disney Plus
“My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t.”
“Those boxes don’t move themselves.”
“You tell those tree branches who’s boss.”
“The only reason I didn’t clap is because I’m scared to move.”
“I’m Wanda.”
“I’m Geraldine.”
“And I’m irritated.”
“How is anybody doing this sober?”
“Well we’re just tickled pink! Or blue!”
“Well I have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory Mr. Doctor.”
“I can’t wait to be a proud papaya.”
“Phil do these earrings make me look fat?”
*door bell rings* “Oh thank god.”
“Small towns [are] so hard to escape.”
“Tyler, drones usually chaperone me.”
“I’m a chemical engineer.”
“No one cares.”
“Ms. Lewis!”
“Dr. Lewis.”
“Between me, you, and the bedpost I am not confident about this mission.”
“Maybe I can get that coffee now? Or not. That’s cool.”
“Monica has to play along?”
“With who? Or else what?”
“Why’d you colorize it?”
“I didn’t.”
“This will be your only warning. Stay out of my home!”
“No Wanda you can’t control me the way you do them.”
“Can’t I?”
“You are my husband. You’re Tommy’s and Billy’s father! Is that not enough?”
“I’m the cool twin.”
“What does that make me?”
“A dorkasaurus Rex.”
“There he is! The guy who almost got murdered by his murder squad.”
“If Wanda is our problem she has to be our solution.”
“DON’T use the last 5 years as an excuse to be a coward.”
“Took a wrong turn. Got lost.”
“In the town you grew up in?
“Am I dead?”
“No why would you think that?”
“Because you are?”
“Hey don’t sweat it sis, it’s not like your dead husband can die twice!”
“The only way forward is back.”
“Vision this is our home.”
“Then let’s fight for it.”
“If you won’t let us go, just let us die.”
“Listen boys your mother and I never prepared you for this.”
“But you were born for this.”
“Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.”
“I read somewhere it’s bad luck to say goodbye in the dark.”
“We have said goodbye before so it stands good reason we’ll say hello again.
“They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.”
Are any of these quotes above your favorite? Did I miss a good one that you loved?
If so, leave your favorite quotes in the comments below!
P.s – Here’s my full review of S1: WandaVision Takes Us Through 5+ Decades Of Grief, Pain And Sitcoms