The Best Quotes From Marvel’s New “WandaVision” Series On Disney Plus

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Since the first two episodes of WandaVision released a few days ago, it’s pretty much all everyone (at least everyone who’s a big Marvel fan) has been talking about!

This new Marvel series is a blend of classic television and the Marvel Cinematic Universe in which Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen) and Vision (Paul Bettany), two super-powered beings living idealized suburban lives, begin to suspect that everything is not as it seems.

And while I was watching the WandaVision series on Disney Plus, I couldn’t help but notice these quotes. The quotes below are my absolute favorite quotes from the new Marvel series, Wandavision, so I hope you enjoy these quotes as much as I do.

Here Are The Best Quotes From WandaVision On Disney Plus

Note: Since I’m starting this post early, I’ll come back every Friday after I watch a new episode of WandaVision on Disney+ to update this list until season 1 is complete. 

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“My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t.”



“Those boxes don’t move themselves.”



“You tell those tree branches who’s boss.”



“The only reason I didn’t clap is because I’m scared to move.”



“I’m Wanda.”

“I’m Geraldine.”

“And I’m irritated.”



“How is anybody doing this sober?”


“Well we’re just tickled pink! Or blue!”



“Well I have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory Mr. Doctor.”


“I can’t wait to be a proud papaya.”


“Phil do these earrings make me look fat?”

*door bell rings* “Oh thank god.”


“Small towns [are] so hard to escape.”


Are any of these quotes above your favorite? Did I miss a good one that you loved?

If so, leave your favorite quotes in the comments below!

WandaVision is currently streaming on Disney Plus. Will you be watching it?


Written by Shaye Wyllie

Shaye is an Entertainment Writer from Brooklyn, NY and a big fan of anything and everything superpowers related (especially if kids/teens are involved), cooking + baking shows (like MasterChef Junior and Cupcake Wars), teen dramas, sitcoms, comedies, and legal dramas. When she's not binging the latest series on Netflix or writing, you can find her spilling her thoughts on the Brown Side of Disney Chat or creating YouTube videos with her daughter for their new family site, Popcorn and Tater Tots.



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