Thanks to Hulu, ’cause a b*xch don’t even have regular tv channels anymore, I legit live on streaming apps now, I got to watch episode 3 of Abbott Elementary and I am super excited to share my initial thoughts via this live recap.

If you haven’t started watching Abbott Elementary yet, I’m gon’ need you to stop, drop, and roll yo ass on over to Hulu and watch this because it is HE-LA-RE-US!

(Hilarious people! Damn!)

Here’s my review of Abbott Elementary episode 1 in case you think I’m joking.

Anddddd, here are …

27 Thoughts I Had While Watching Abbott Elementary Episode 3

Spoiler Alert – If you haven’t seen episode 3 of Abbott Elementary yet, this recap will spoil things a bit. I omitted names so you don’t know who is who. But if you loathe all kinds of spoilers, bookmark this joint and wait until you’ve seen the episode.

1. Damn! Go away Jacob!
2. Wait this wishlist is for the community to help? Not the f*cking state? Jeezus!!
3. This principal makes me cringe so hard! 
4. Yeah … “I like clean” doesn’t feel less serial killer-y sir! You cute but damn, you like clean walls? Sus!
5. I need her to stop tryna make this Tik Tok video!
6. OMFG I’M JANINE!!!!! F*CK! (No seriously! Every one at work tired of me the same way too.) 
7. Not her making fun of her iPhone 9! 
8. Oh shit this video fire! Can she make videos for me? 
9. Oh nooo she said Taye Diggs shared it! I’m crying!! He always sharing shit. My tweets included, he just retweeted something I tweeted last week.
10. He sure getting a lot of drawings for a “temporary teacher”.
11. These posters trash! Sir! Oh wait … I need posters for my wall too! 
12. The giraffe that says keep your head high is a reflection of you Tyler? Why cause you smoke? Hilarious. 
13. This b*xch put a foot bath spa on this girl wishlist so people would buy it for her? She’s really raggedy!
14. Everybody in this show so god damn stubborn!
15. She stopped her lesson to show her this video?
16. This b*xch did one of those poor African children videos for her teacher??! I f*cking can’t! I’m crying!! Talking bout she went in a different direction with this one! What?! Tears!
17. I can not!! I’m crying right now. I’m weak. This show is hilarious.
18. Omg she already posted it!!!!
19. She said these is only fans viral numbers! I can’t.
20. Oh shit she got mad f*cking boxes thanks to the video!!
21. OMG I stay threatening to quit too girl! And they always laugh at us! Why we like our jobs so much?
22. Not “teaching on the moon in a space durag”. They killing me!
23. No shit his kids like him! How is that a surprise sir? 
24. Is she taking off her earrings to fight these people? Good lord.
25. Yea! Don’t make them feel less than because they don’t have stuff! We don’t need stuff to feel good! I mean it makes us feel good to have things, but that doesn’t mean it gives us self worth.
26. How he not seeing these drawings?? I see them.
27. Not him trying to turn this trash thing into a plant holder! Jeezus. Please stop!

Whew chile this episode was a mess! But it’s hilarious.

Catch new episodes of Abbott Elementary every Wed on Hulu.

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32 Thoughts I Had While Watching Abbott Elementary Episode 1 On Hulu

34 Thoughts I Had While Watching Abbott Elementary Episode 2 On Hulu

Thanks to Hulu, ’cause a b*xch don’t even have regular tv channels anymore, I legit live on streaming apps now, I got to watch episode 2 of Abbott Elementary and I am super excited to share my initial thoughts via this live recap.

If you haven’t started watching Abbott Elementary yet, I’m gon’ need you to stop, drop, and roll yo ass on over to Hulu and watch this because it is HE-LA-RE-US!

(Hilarious people! Damn!)

Here’s my review of Abbott Elementary episode 1 in case you think I’m joking.

Anddddd, here are …

34 Thoughts I Had While Watching Abbott Elementary Episode 2

Spoiler Alert – If you haven’t seen episode 2 of Abbott Elementary yet, this recap will spoil things a bit. I omitted names so you don’t know who is who. But if you loathe all kinds of spoilers, bookmark this joint and wait until you’ve seen the episode.

1. Jeezus lord! “Diction” or ‘dick’-shun sis?
2. What’s wrong with this woman??? How you order a chipotle bowl handsomely? Actually never mind … I think I know.
3. This better not be her man!!!
4. Oh f*ck over 10 years? Noooooo!
5. He’s not good! As an artist or a boyfriend sis! 
6. Damn she giving him her car AND her breakfast??? She not too bright for a teacher.
7. Look it’s bae!  
8. That gold tooth bothering me! 
9. He ain’t got no show sis, he trash!! 
10. Not the janitor going fishing!!! Stopppp! Sir you supposed to be working not fishing!
11. This bih scared of walking down the hallway, because of a few shaky lights, but saw The f*cking Shinning? I can’t! Make it stop! 
12. Not the principal calling her teacher “nerd”.
13. Mmmmm look at bae. I really gotta stop before Tyler accidentally read one of these recaps and see my thirsty ass comments.
14. WTF?!! That’s hilarious! I sweartagawd I hate parents! And I’M a parent! But as someone who also works in schools, good lord! 
15. Not her telling him, “we don’t wanna get sticky, now do we”! Why! Is she allowed to creep like this as his boss? This acceptable now in 2022? Cause why I had to ignore my cute workers and she get to just drool all up on him like this.
16. Nah … I know I said I’d stop with the thirsty comments, but he’s really foine now! WTF!!! 
17. Jeezus this girl gon’ die tryna fix these lights!! 
18. This shit is hilarious! Like for real!
19. Not all these classes in the gym! They actually pretty calm for some kids who in a gym though! 
20. Not the lunch ladies mad cause she says hello!!! I can notttttt! Why everybody hating on my good sis Janine!
21. B*xch gon use her lunch to fix the lights she just broke?! The lights she broke WHILE trying to fix them in the first place!!! Girl please just go eat and sit yo ass down. PUHLEEZE! 
22. Why he gotta get his nails done to sit!? See why I stopped going to Asian nail salons? Okay that’s not really why, I just like being proud that I can actually afford to go to a Black nail salon once a month now. Whew Chile!
23. Sis really doing her nails at a salon during lunch! And I had a coworker who literally would do the same! CRAZY! 
24. Of course sis do her nails every two weeks but can’t drop her kid to school before 9am! Don’t make me mad now!
25. Sis definitely fainted cause she ain’t eat all f*cking day, it’s hot AF, and she keep worrying about every god damn thing! Is sis me? F*ck! 
26. Not sis waking up in the god damn nurses office while all the kids outside playing in the fire hydrant!
27. It’s Pandora’s box, not Panera’s box sis! Hilarious! Damn now I want some Panera. How much they paid for that name drop??
28. Awww I remember when I was scared to talk to parents! I ain’t no more! Now I’m like … what’s her number, lemme call sis and tell her you not in class, try me! My have I grown. 
29. Awwwww did he just ask her to get something to eat? So cute. I could cry! Cry cause he not asking me TF! Kidding. Just kidding. 
30. Yo his f*cking face!!!! I just f*cking screamed out loud because OMG that was funny AF! He FINALLY mustered up the courage to ask sis out and someone gon’ have the NERVE to invite them damn selves. I know he’s tight! I’m not though, mad that is, cause no, don’t date him, that’s my boo. 
31. Nah I ain’t never laughed so damn hard at someone rolling they eyes before.  
32. After school crew my ass! Go the f*ck home bro!
33. She’s such a creep!!!! 
34. Not him with YET ANOTHER girl tryna get some! Jeezus! Noooo, what are y’all not understanding??? He’s mine! Someone put me in season 2 please. 

I’m kidding y’all. Okay I’m not. Quinta if you see this, throw me in Season 2 girl! I’m ready for my acting debut. But nah this was cute and it’s STILL hilarious and I love that for them, for me! We needed this show. I needed this show!

Anywho, that’s it for this week!

Catch new episodes of Abbott Elementary every Wed on Hulu.

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32 Thoughts I Had While Watching Abbott Elementary Episode 1 On Hulu

Let me start this off by saying … The Great is probably the best Hulu original series ever?! And if it wasn’t for my friend Amiyrah, I wouldn’t have even touched this thang with a 9 foot pool, let alone turned it on and actually WATCHED it! So if you haven’t already seen The Great on Hulu, please check it out before Season 3 drops! With that said …

Hulu has renewed The Great, for a 10-episode, 3rd season.

Season 2 debuted on Hulu in November 2021 and is currently certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 100% and nominated for three Critics’ Choice Awards. 

Not that I care about awards or critic scores when it comes to recommending series.

But in this case, they’re all right! The Great is an odd delight to watch, and left me asking many questions!

It really made me stop and think, and of course laugh out loud, because it’s absolute madness! Trust me, if you don’t immediately like it, give it an episode or two for it to really kick in!

In season 2 of The Great …

Spoiler Alert – If you haven’t seen Season 1 of The Great, this season description will spoil things a bit. But not much.

So you can totally read this. Unless you loathe all kinds of spoilers. In that case, bookmark this joint and wait until you’ve seen Season 1.

Catherine (Elle Fanning) finally takes the Russian throne for her own — but if she thought coup-ing her husband was difficult, it’s nothing compared to the realities of ‘liberating’ a country that doesn’t want to be.

She’ll battle her court, her team, even her own mother in a bid to bring the enlightenment to Russia. With only occasional historical facts, the series stars Fanning, Nicholas Hoult, Phoebe Fox, Adam Godley, Gwilym Lee, Charity Wakefield, Douglas Hodge, Sacha Dhawan, Bayo Gbadamosi and Belinda Bromilow, and is a hilarious take on what “could have been”.

The Great is created, written and executive produced by Tony McNamara and executive produced by Marian Macgowan, Mark Winemaker, Elle Fanning, Nicholas Hoult, Echo Lake’s Brittany Kahan Ward, Doug Mankoff and Andrew Spaulding, Thruline’s Josh Kesselman and Ron West, and Matt Shakman.  

Stay tuned for more news on Season 3 of The Great.