This year, not only did the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem” movie give us a ton of action-packed sequences, and a studded cast that delivered insanely flawless voiceovers, but it also gave us an array of witty and memorable quotes that added depth and humor to the film.
If you haven’t watched “Mutant Mayhem” yet, this new story created by Seth Rogen, and a few others, reintroduces us to the Turtle brothers who embark on a quest to win over the affection of New Yorkers and blend in as typical teenagers after a lifetime of seclusion from the human world.
With the aid of their newfound ally, April O’Neil, they confront an enigmatic criminal organization. However, their aspirations for normalcy take a perilous turn when they find themselves entangled in a dangerous showdown against a much bigger and badder group of mutants than they had expected.
I actually streamed this on Paramount Plus, since it was released while the SAG strike was still in effect. But like y’all — this was a KIDS movie! PG rating! And it ATE, seven ATE nine ten ATE! Okay!?
I wasn’t even planning on writing about this because it feels like it’s been out for like forever now, but this new “Mutant Mayhem” movie man!! So freaking dope! Almost as good as the new Spider-Man Spider-Verse movie! Key word here: almost.
Here’s a closer look at some of the standout lines that captured the essence of this animated adventure below.
Best “Mutant Mayhem” Movie Quotes
“There’s no app to meet other mutant ladies. Trust me. I check every day.”
“How did I end up with a big stick?”
“She said we’re sus!! That’s not good!”
“Eat that, no crumbs.”
“Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with Hey Arnold.”
“Was it worth it, Mr. Leader?”
“Who’s got no rizz now?”
“Bye. Kisses.”
“Our dad is definitely not a giant rat.”
“But maybe you’re not the only ones who wanna be heroes so people can like them, okay?”
“I like your vibe.” “I like your vibe.”
“So technically we cousins.”
“I love the killing people part.” “Yeah, I’ll cut around that.”
“Superfly’s almost here and he’s not gonna be nice about this.”
“See you in hell, turtles.”
“I just wish I could see BTS IRL.”
“If I wanna be sad, I’ll go listen to some John Legend.”
“I don’t wanna fight another mutant, but I will.”
“Get back! I’ll bite you!”
“Anyone messes with you, I will kick their butt!”
“I kinda don’t wanna murder everyone on earth. I kinda just wanna sing.”
“Hey, them turtles are alright.” “Sign my baby!